Everytime someone asks you if you plan on dressing up for Halloween, answer them:
"Yes, I'm dressing up as a witch. Can I borrow something from your closet?"
*wiping tears from my eyes*
Yeah, that never gets old. I must have said this at least 14 times this week alone. As a matter of fact, when I said this to my mom yesterday, she threw an apple at my head.
It's a good thing that she throws like a girl.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
What's that Ringing Sound?? #846
Dear Bitchy Ass Co-worker:
If you continue to intentionally sabotage me at the office, you will soon feel the wrath that is me. I am Miss Passive Aggressive 2009. I have skills that you have never even dreamed about. If you want to continue to play this little game of yours.......I say Bring. It.
I'm in this office as much as you are. I use the same restroom as you. I eat off the same dishes as you. I know your weaknesses.
You do not want a piece of this pie.
Lovingly,
Your Coworker
P.S. Good luck finding your cell phone in the freezer.
If you continue to intentionally sabotage me at the office, you will soon feel the wrath that is me. I am Miss Passive Aggressive 2009. I have skills that you have never even dreamed about. If you want to continue to play this little game of yours.......I say Bring. It.
I'm in this office as much as you are. I use the same restroom as you. I eat off the same dishes as you. I know your weaknesses.
You do not want a piece of this pie.
Lovingly,
Your Coworker
P.S. Good luck finding your cell phone in the freezer.
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